The Mad Aardvark

Critical commentary on culture…

…the season is upon us.

Posted by madaardvark on November 27, 2008

eggnog_chug

Eggnog done did me wrong, I tells ya. Them there milk chug 1 pint eggnogs ain’t meant to be drank all at once. I’m sick just in time for turkey day. Maybe it had something to do with it being ULTIMATE Egg Nog!! As in the last dose of eggnog I’ll drink this year. Somebody call a doctor. And tell him that when the word ‘ultimate’ shows up on eggnog cartons, it’s time to stop using that word.

2 Responses to “…the season is upon us.”

  1. If it says “chug” in capital letters on a beverage, you really have no option. You must chug said beverage. So obviously, following that logic, this drink is an evil conspiracy against the eggnog drinkers of the world. And watch out for “Lehigh Valley”. They’re Pennsylvanian. I think buying Pennsylvania dairy products in Wisconsin is taking a big risk.

  2. i love to chug eggnog

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